Alright, guys, I'm hosting a contenst

Draw me holding any weapon

Best entry wins a virtual trophy

Make sure to tag BevelWeaponContest

Ends Augest 10th

(The following text is completely custom and was written from scratch by BevelHD)

This is your emergency broadcast system. This is not a test. The following message has been given authorization for release and is being transmitted at the request of the White House, the US military, and emergency services. Important instructions will follow.

(sirens)

This region has been placed on lockdown due to hazardous circumstances. None of which can currently be disclosed to the public. All other channels excluding news channels may be off air temporarily until the situation is resolved.

Listen to the following instructions carefully, as they will not be repeated.

1. Do not leave your house. If you are outside, enter the nearest building. Do not go back for personal possessions. Make sure loved ones, (pets, children, etcetera) are inside and accounted for. Casualties are inevitable and may not be preventable.

2. Do not use your telephone. All telephone lines are either inactive or limited. Emergency services, such as the police department, fire department, or medical assistance are not available at this time.

3. Do not use electricity if possible. Electric lines, water, and other utilities have been disabled, and all energy is finite. Many households will be left without utilities until the situation is resolved. The authorities are trying their best to prevent this if possible.

4. A second broadcast will be transmitted once the hazard is dealt with and the region is taken out of lockdown. It may be days or even months before the lockdown ends. Please remember the authorities are trying hard to serve the populous as best as possible during this time. If you do not have insurance, cannot afford insurance or insurance cannot cover the damages, the government will provide it after the lockdown ends. God bless the lives that may be lost, the properties that may be destroyed, and the bystanders who much witness it all. Remain calm, and may god be with you all.

Your movements sluggish,

Your lack of speed,

Just brings you anguish.

Just take a sip, you will move faster.

Just try it now! And speed is mastered!

Press those lips against the only one

That really moves you.

Speed Cola speeds up your life!

I am absolutely devastated to say that Roblox has removed the iconic "Oof!" death sound due to a copyright dispute. The new sound is replaced with a high-pitched "Eh" that sounds like someone got something shoved up their ass. I wish this was a joke, I really did. We are in dark, dark times. If you don't believe me, there's a post on the official Roblox Twitter confirming the "Oof!" was removed.

https://twitter.com/Roblox/status/1552037832578846720

Let's pour one out for "Oof!"

Somebody pls make these into NFTs

This is what AI thinks Madness Combat looks like

Hank: Y̷̳̩͂̋̓̃͂̅̑̎̇͜O̸͙̱̞͓̜͇̹̻͂̋̈́͌͗͋͋̎̓̕͜Ú̵͎̖̔̑̐̈́͐̂̈̅̓̚͘͝͠

A?????r: ̷̧̢̘̰̘̼̖̣͓͌̈́͋̉͒̇́̅̚Ơ̸̧̟̯͚̘̯͎͕̟̙̼̎͠F̵̛̛̗͚̺̳́̌̃̐͑̏͊̀͘͝ ̴̨̙͈̠͙̘͖̙̰̹͈̝̝̐̈́͝C̴̢͙͚̭̞͎̠̙̫̝̳̲̼̟͑̒͊̋̒̌̒͛̓̋̎̈́͐ͅÓ̶͕̋̏̈̈́̿̑͝Ǔ̵̧̡̏̔̀͗͗́̾̊͌̃R̵̛͕̐̓̐͛̋̂͊͋̾͆͛͠͠S̷̛̯̟͚̜͉̻̺̮̻̞̫̻̮͂̋̓̌̑͛̔͌͘͝Ë̵̩́̀̈́͗̓̀̋̋̐̀͂̔͂͘͝ ̸̟̹̮̠̭̘͔̼͙͆̎̐͗I̵̛͈̞̾́̔̂̚͝T̵̡̡̢̻̲͍͎̹͚̣̲̦̲̱͇͋'̵̢̢͚̩̠̳̯͍̼̥̋̿Ṡ̵̢̛̹͎͇̠̘̥̠͍̆͌̀̚͝ͅ ̴̢̡̯̰͈͓̬̤͉͈͚̟͍̹̌̏̅̅͂̿̌M̸͓͙̗̖̳͌͆̾͒̽̋͗E̵̛̙̭͛̋ ̶̨̢̖̦̩͙̜̱̘͊H̶͔̻͗̇͛̑́̽̈͊̈̅́̍̚͝͠Ă̷̱̣̳̠̹̣͎̲͓̗͌̇͌͛̅́͝N̶̢̜͇̰̰̣̰͑̋͆̈́͆̑̎̀̐́͘̕̕͠ͅK̸̨̡̢̬͎̜͖̼͈̈͠ͅ

Hank: ̷͍͚̤̇̐̆̋͂̈͌̀̿͊̀̈́́͋͝Ý̵̨̡̹͕̹̮̰̑̃̄͠Ō̸͎̩̤̱̙͔͉̺̪̻̈͜ͅỦ̸̻̘̬̩͆̈́͐͊̉̚'̴͎͇͍̿̍͋̐̆̅́͝͠R̷̳̙̰͖͓̖͇̯̙̒E̷̡̺̤̩͔̹̫̬̭͚̘͔̭̪͇̊͒͆͘ ̴̢̜̠̜́T̸̡̢̳͓̺͇̦̹͓͍̹̂̐̇Ḧ̷̡̙́̇̿È̴̢̧̙̩̼͙͖͉̙͚͉̦͈́̄̌͜ ̷̘̭̪̱͈̼͎͔̗͙̋̏̾͗̄́̈́̊O̶̧̩̫̙͙͓̗͍̝̤͖͋̌̔͑N̶͚͚̞̋̀̎͗̿̈͘E̴̘̪̜͎͋̈̒̏̏͐̊̊͘ ̶̬̹̳̱̦̽͋̀͊̒͆̀̀̀̔̒͊̀͘T̶̨̝̫̮̘͔͙̖̤̈̅͋H̶̤͓͖̆A̷̰̖̪̣͇̦̽͠ͅṮ̸̤̺̆͗̾̅̈́̕ ̵̢̛̜̣͓̗͇̄̋̊̎́̓̔̒̀͌̈́́͒͝B̵̡̥̖̙͓͍̬̰͚̻͔̤̞̦̽ͅŖ̵͚̟͙̳̞͇͚̭̹͖̜̦̞̐̇̎O̷̺̺̰̖̫̦̼̯̝̾̊͒̄ͅỦ̶̟͍͓̹̖̹̝̠͕̒͂̆͂͐̀̌̕̕G̵̛̙̝͔̼̀̅͗̽̋́̇̿ͅȞ̸̞̲̩̍́̊̋T̸̨̛̤̙̓͆̔̏̈́̓̊̊̓ ̶̨̨̘͕̝̳͓͖͚͐͑͜͠M̶̟̈́Ẹ̵̛̛̣̻̳̪̈́̈́̀̄͘͝ ̷̡̡͓̼̜̲̜͚̱̟̟̜͙̲̀̅͝͝ͅḬ̶̡̛͖̜̯̦͇̫̱͓͉̲͐̌͂̀͠N̸̛͎̱̰̜͓̐̀T̴̗̘̱̳̖̆̔̌̾̓͆͆̋͒͒͆̆O̴̧͔̹͔̖̥̥̫̙̲̗̳͌̆̑̇̏̾̚͝ ̸̻̜̱͇̮̹̳̒́̏̏̐̉̓̾̎̿̀̅̍́̕T̸̡̜̪̹̬̥͍̅̏͆̓́Ȟ̸̢̛̝̳̼̯̩͎̞͓̤͇̟̗̑͌̓̅͑́̃̕͘I̸̧̛̩̙̰̼̎̃̾͂͑̓̈́̈́͂S̴̡̬͍̩̲̮̝̞̗̳̩̓̾̓͛͜

A?????r: A̶̘̞̼̣͔͉̣̍̋́͂̀̏͑͐̌N̶͔̳͈̺̈́Ḑ̸̢̡̛̲̖̞͙̙̭̮͙̔͗̃̆́̾̎̋͆̃̚̚͠͝ͅ ̸̛̝̹̠͙̀̈́̑̒̋̒͒͘̚͘͠I̵̧̩̳̙̰̩̯̼͓̣̦̰̥͔̜̓̾͌̅͆͆'̵̡̧̧̟̹͙̹̲̌̈́̉̈́̔̌̐͛̔ͅĻ̷̠̹̗͔͖̗̀́̾͊̀̀̽̅̾̅̀̒̄̌L̵̰̩̬̫̈́̈́ ̵̜̍͌̾̎̈́̐̈́̏̒̋̃́͘͝͝D̴̳̫͚̲̹̫̹̊͂̀̄̚͜͝O̸̗̘̳͎̬̭̍͛̔̓͆͜ ̶̛͇̼̝̦͍̜̭̯̻̭̀͂͑̊̌́͂̇̑̉̂̊̚̚I̶̠̖͓̥̘̩̣̪̜̱̽͆̓̈́̎̄̑͛̃͠ͅT̵̛̹̲͕͓̪̼̘̪͖͎̻̳̍̔̒͋͒̿̒̒͆̇̈̉̈́ ̴̭̼̪̣͎̟̘̯̟̝̩͖̏̉̔͐̏͊̐̀̾͊͊͌̑̕͜͠A̴̡̢̡̙̭̦̱͙͎̟̘̬̯̅̅̄͛̍͛͗͋̇͝Ģ̸̨̛̖̜̞̻̩̺̞̯͇̭͙̏̑̌͐̓̓̔ͅÄ̷̡̘̥̜͚̝̱̝̆Ĭ̷̢̭͖̥̞̄̆̿͆͛̔̃̚̕̚N̸͙̥̭̑͋̍̇̇̆̓̓͂͌́̈́̄͘̕,̷̧̪̫̜̘̾̈́̂̓̽̋͐̚͘ ̵͈̱̬͎̬̾͒̎͂̽̈́̕Ä̵̡̬̝͍́̚̕Ņ̸̨̡̼͉̪̲͈̻̲̤̍͛̾̎͘D̸̡̻̹͍͇͚͈̱̙̖̬̪̂͊̄̉̍̑̆̈́̌͋̍̍͠͝͝ͅ ̸̡̢̢͍̩̖̦͉̮͍̉́̈ͅȀ̷̡̧̩̠͙̱̘̼̦̯̘́́͐̍̕͝ͅǦ̵̳͓̹̫̩͈ͅA̷̧̤͔̦̙̣̗̾͛͑͛͜͝I̶̧̨̨̬̘̣̲̖̝͕̫̎̀͘N̴̨̡̮̹̣̹͇͕̣͔̠̬̠͂̓̔͐̅̆̈́̚͘͜ͅ,̸̗̦̖̗̦͕̲̫͙̲͔͜͝ ̵̢̧̧̢̯̮̼̩̳̞̰̺̘̜͆̈̾͐͘Á̸̧̡͚̞̦̤̳͓͕̩̖̃̏͒͗͆̒̕Ǹ̵̡͍̰̼̯̜̣̻̹̗̓͜ͅḐ̷̯̬̰̣̙̳͖͇̜̤̻̙͆̚ͅ ̷̼͈̻͐̈́̉̎̏̐̔͌̇̀̇͝A̶̢̢͇͖̱̗̯͖̟̠̠͔͙̝͒́͂G̸̡̢̞̙͉̖͔̙͘͜Ą̷̺̱̗̪͑̐̈̔̾̂͋̚͘Į̷̥̦̘͎͚̳̟̩̺͕̪̀͋͐̏̿̾̃͊͋͘ͅ-̴̡̗̱̯͈̝̺̘͈̟̟̬͌ͅͅ

Hank: I̸̡̢̟͖̜͖̜͔͕̰̖̊͒̿'̴̛̠̻̖͔̞̩͔͈̠̱̱̗̞̰̀́̃̒̿̀̋̃̈́M̶̨̨̧̧̩͙̩͓͈̦̮̱̼̟̆̆̃͌̑͌̍͆̐̏͋̽͊͝͝ͅ ̷̛̝͔̯͉̝̜̯͋̿̽̔̀̋̚͝ͅG̶̢̧̭̟̥̺̲͍̥̅̆̈́̂̆Ǫ̴̧̘̠̝̘̗̪̙̍́͂̐N̸͔̤̾̐͆̓̉͗͆͗͆͋N̵̡̄̈́͌̒́̎̀̎̌̇̉͐͛͠Á̸͓͕̾͝ ̶̨̛̬͇̝̼̯̞͙̼̱̠͍͑͒̒͊́̾̑̋͐̾͜ͅK̵͇̗͈̖̬̳̃̈͐́͑̓͂̉̒̃̅͘͘͜͠I̸̢̗̗̓͂̈́̅̀̎̚Ḷ̶̢̧̢̞̳̃́̇́̋̌̚ͅĹ̴̨̛͕͍̤̲͙̥̼̣̘̟̗̌́̿̅͗̾̀͜͝ͅ ̶̡̛̳̜̻̦̝͍͚̠̈́͊̅͊̀͌͑̈̈́̚̕͝͝Ý̷̥͇̪͍͙̭͆͛́̀̃̓̾̀̂̚͝ͅƠ̵̧̞̹͐̀͑́̒̑͗̀̄́̔̋̇͠Ư̵̲̠̮̥͇̺̣̐̈́̍͒͆̓͆̈́̆͘ͅ

A?????r: I̸̪̎̊̇̍'̴̧̛̻͈͉͖͍̭̱̤͙̦͍͙͙̄̏̾̑͒̑̇̍͆͒̒͆͆̕D̴̻̞̞̈́͂͗̋͌̏̿͑̃̊̓͠ ̷̣͖͕̹̰͙̼͔͎̘͇͊Ļ̶͓͕̼̫͍̣̞̪̯̩͍̟͕̄̐̂̾͊̚͘̚̚͜Ḭ̶̧̼̹̗͈̥̮̊̒̀́̈́̎̄̽̓̈̀͑͜͝Ḵ̶̩̠̭̣̯̗̟̞̲͍̫͂̐̌̔̆̽̔͆̎̎̈̆͘͜͝͝E̷̞͛̈́̈̃͂̄̋̂̏̚͠ ̶͓̙̮̭̰͍̼̬͉̲̓͐͑́͑́̚͝T̵͚̣̼̥͖̩͕̣̍̋͒̆Ơ̷̢͚͍̖͈͇̎̀̊̿͌ ̵̨͕̲͖͈̳͈̮̹̘͈͙͖̪͈̾̇͒͆͘͝S̵̨̫̼̼͎͍̞̖̝̥̹̗͉͙̜͒Ẹ̵̙̗̟̍̋̋̐̇͋̂̈͜E̸̡̛̬̬̳͓̠̳̹̞̙͈̜͓̓̿̐̅́̀̓ ̵͈͓̦͙͔́͐̆̇̈́̄̕͠͝Y̸̧͉̬͋̓̀̈͘Ơ̶̳̗͙̜̒̔̊͋̾͆̆͘Ȕ̸̞̬̣̮͇̞̘͔̤͙̟̮̭͖́͗͂͒͑̊̒̆̑͛͒̕ ̶̧̯̙̦̯͕̭̟̘̝̖̅̿͜͜͝ͅT̴͍͕͕̑̽͊̑̌͆͘R̶̡̛͖͚̭̯͉̣̮͖͐͛̋͒̈͊͜͠Y̸̡̰̯̰̮̯͕͉̤̲͔͋

Hank: Ơ̴͉̙̲̋͌̀͛͗̾̓͋̌̾̂̚͠Ḥ̴̤͍̬̩̤̭̣̋̀́̽̋͌̚͝ ̵̧̯̤͙̗̞̞̟́͗̃̾̈́̈́̅̅͊̋̈́́̑ͅY̷̨̱̆͆͛͒̀̌̓̓͝Ê̷̢̡̗̯͒̈́̀̄͌͂̏̋͑͂͐͊̚͝A̶̹̥̲͚̿̓͛̈́̈́͆̇̏͗͒͊̏̕Ḩ̸̙͓͓̜̣̜̹͎͕͈̪̹͖̪͆̈́̐͛͆̋̽̈̏̃̀͘͠?̶̡̫̹͕̦̑̋͛̈́̈́̐̈̓̋!̸̝͈͇̽̓̏̅́͗͑͛̎͛͑͑͘ͅ ̵͔̘͋͌̈́̈́̅͗͌̈́W̵̘̞̪͓̗̱̮̔̀̿͒́̃͐́̌͛̓̕͝ͅȨ̵̛͍̥̯̋̍̀̓͑L̵̢̨͚͓̹̲̬͌͊͆̋͜͝L̸̨̧̢̰͔̭̦̫̣͚͙̣̣̻͈̀͂̾͊͒͌-̶̢̞̜̳̙̤̝̖͍̤͍̹̣̱͎̀̒͂̅́͑́̉

OUCH

2BDamned: Shit, I lost the signal again

Deimos: Anything about Hank's whereabouts doc?

2BDamned: I don't know Deimos, the signal was too glitchy for me to tell

Deimos: What should we do?

2BDamned: I'll tell the scientists to inject Hank's body with AT4

Deimos: Ya mean, the unstable one?

2BDamned: Yes. It's our only hope left of bringing Hank back from The Other Place.

Deimos: Alright, but be careful.

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Message from 2BDamned 5/9/22

We didn't get Hank out and we're desperate to save him, it's time to merge Hank with specimen AT4, it has a *small* amount of dissonant energy in it, hopefully, that's enough to reel him back into Nevada. I just hope "the awakening" won't happen again...

⍑ᔑ!¡!¡|| ᓵ∷ᔑ!¡!¡|| ᓭℸ ̣ ╎ᓵꖌᒲᔑリ ↸ᔑ||

Go check out my friend Barlizarlk, he makes really cool music. Hopefully, we can get him some new fans.

https://barlizarlk.newgrounds.com/

Overview

I'm working on a new project called E.B.C.A.P. It's a fictional science organization documenting otherworldly creatures and objects. "Isn't that just SCP?" I hear you say. And yes, I can hear you. E.B.C.A.P. is not an SCP ripoff, it will be different. SCP has a peanut that snaps necks, we have a burger that makes you see demons.

I need YOUR guy's help coming up with some creatures or objects for E.B.C.A.P., but I have some rules.

RULES

1: NO JOKE ENTRIES! E.B.C.A.P. is a serious project. If you suggest something like "Alien that vomits poop", I will ban you from submitting entries.

2: No already existing characters. You can take inspiration, but don't steal. I don't want someone suggesting Salad Fingers or something.

3: It has to be unusual. It could be an airbed that travels you between dimensions, it could be a lizard that vomits stomach acid at people. I just don't want you to make an alien scorpion thing with nothing special about it.

4: Make its origin plausible. Where did they find it? Does it even make sense? It wouldn't make sense if they just HAPPENED to find your creature/object randomly. E.B.C.A.P. usually takes reports rather than going out specifically to find something unusual.

Submission format

Name:

Description:

Appearance

Origin:

Additional info:

EXAMPLE

Name: Interdimensional airbed

Description: An airbed that travels you to an alternate dimension after you sleep in it.

Appearance: Appears as an inflated airbed

Origin: Found by a camper

Additional info: None

Conclusion

Thanks for submitting if you did, I hope I don't see any stupid joke entities. I'm excited for this project to finally take off, I've been planning it for a while. If I use your entry I'll make sure to credit you.