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BevelHD
Artist, animator, game developer; friends with a pretzel, stickman, and Piconjo's one true son!
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AJ @BevelHD

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I'm breaking up with you Slimmy

Posted by BevelHD - February 5th, 2023


Sorry @Slimmy45 but I'm leaving you for Graytubby because he's way hotter than you


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And now we watch the chaos unfold...

*pulls out Remington 870*

*pulls out P90*

@BevelHD also Graytubby is putting longest rude message to me in news posts :(

were dating again?

@XMadnessCombatX WOWZERS I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW IT WAS FUCKING RUDE OH MY FUCKING GOD SO GOD DAMN CRAZY shut yo ugly ass the fuck up. get yo ass on boy you like victor from despicable me if he was in the upside down. what are you talking about bruh you lactate piss outta yo nipple. get yo ass on bruh you aint thing 1 or thing 2, youre object 3 with yo cat in the hat my wallet aint lookin fat havin ass. boy you dirty as hell. get yo ugly ass on bruh you conveived under a school desk. yo ass ugly as hell, yo mom uses yo school picure photo as rat repellent. dumb ass boy bruh you look like you asked a person out to prom by faxing them a pdf of a powerpoint presentation “here are the following reasons why you should accopany me to the school dance” dumbass boy, you ugly as hell bruh i caught you butt naked last night in your basement fencing a possum with a wii remote. you dirty as hell boy yo dad shoved you into the wall and you said “falcon punch” and he shoved you again, your move was not effective get better boy. you better get yo abusive father harry no potter “i sexually identify as an apache helicopter” saltine cracker milk dud rapper professonal walmart shopping cart hijacker dusty musty crusty long armed skinny legged big forehead horton hears who your grandma beats you with a shoe lookin ass outta my face. you thought hooters was leigon of elite. you got the flu so you installed a norton anti virus in yo nostrill. you dont sneeze, your boogers parachute out of yo nose. you look like you take yo bath in a minecraft bucket and brush yo teeth with a veggie straw. you put a ruler on your bed when you were gonna go to sleep so you can see how long you slept. youre broke youre nasty and yo dad got doodoo crumbs in his beard.

@Graytubby Walmart?

@XMadnessCombatX YES YOU FUCKING EDGY ASS IDIOT

@Graytubby Does it look like I am your mirror ¬_¬

@XMadnessCombatX who the fuck said im edgy? you better get yo “ohh baby a triple *ohhh yeaahhh*” ass outta my face, yo ass is like a fishbowl with legs. you better get yo “who got the power, the power to read, super why!” you and yo dad pulled up to the school prom in a bumber cart cosplaying as the umizoomies. bitch yo grandpa just put a legal patent on a sex position called the “doodle berg spank and crank” “♪ you do the crank *click click* and do the spank ♪ alright everybody lets do it!” bruh you went up to an ant on the sidewalk and said “♪i want you to feel like im the only girl in the world ♪” and the ant started to twerk on your shoe. yo grandma farted into a fishbowl and your entire family noclipped into the backrooms. bruh you jumped off the empire state building and took a bite out of your finger and thought you were gonna turn into a titan. bruh you were scratching your butthole and accidentally fingered yourself *sniff sniff* “OOOOOHHHH” bruh they got a 2 hour datline 20/20 special on the mysterious case of your missing chromosome “would you rather have a used tampon are double it for the next person” lookin ass. bro your dad had to install aimbot in your rectum because everytimr you tried shitting you got a hit marker on the toilet and your shit wallbanged into the sink “whoopse!” you better get yo exotic rash broke and got no cash fortnite battlepass i just shit my ass in the middle of giving a tickle of chicken littles little pickle peter piper picked a perry the platypus public pepper spread my buttcheeks open and start slapping them back together expired chicken cutlet rusty minecraft bucket pomegranate pickle nugget humpty dumpty fell off the wall big body like a destiny 2 cabal got caught on camera twerking at a mr beast burger bathroom stall bald and got no hair built like a shrivled pear “♪ im a gummy bear, yes im a gummy bear ♪” stop playin with me, you graduated hustlers university with a bachelors degree in shining bowling balls you aint the top g youre the bottom q

@Graytubby Nobody even asked, since you just tried to roast me as hell you're just some kind of guy who doesn't take care of another friend in an online website you're just a Worst enemy like if you just said this and your friend unfriends you and spread rumours about you even though you were just kind to me, YOU JUST PRETEND TO BE MY FRIEND. Unless if you didn't apologise it'll get worse your future doesn't change evenly and if your family finds out you're just being like: "This is why i don't wanna do this again." But life doesn't change, your friends don't change, your whole community doesn't change even the past, You were friendly to me but you just hate furries because they're like Japanese crap like even though you wanted to shop with your old friend "Walmart Cart" but it wasn't definitely and if you drank the Dr Pepper you're a doctor and one of your patients would say: "an apple a day, keeps the doctor away". As if you didn't show your true emotions you wouldn't act like that but you just picked the wrong person you just insulted and just to roast me with that crap unless if one of your enemies spread onion on their face and cry like I don't even care since because you forget to pay your taxes you evenly think your cousins would give you money like they would in my country plus why act like that are you trying to kill my thing off, it's like your wet cucumber just tried to be a pickle until it just looks like rotten and you even noticed that you forget to put the lid on that as if you spanked it hard like a bang you just try but you think i'm a purple mustard crap that i really put purple dye and put it on my own glizzy like how's that gunna work huh, it looks like the b went to downside q.

@XMadnessCombatX “what color is your bugatti” lookin ass. “the home depo 2022 christmas sale is back on, get your dad the best fathers day gift imaginable with the brand new chiseled buckets” lookin ass

@Graytubby bruh i have no other choice but to find a glizzy that i can shove it to a normal dummy

@XMadnessCombatX what that didnt make sense you dumbass boy

@Graytubby Well, your mirrored self laughed.

@XMadnessCombatX i know my ass aint talkin to somone who has x at the start and end of their name bruh, get yo 2014 ass name outta here

@XMadnessCombatX also its youre

That's incorrect.

@BevelHD shut yo ketchup hair lookin ass

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

@XMadnessCombatX you better get yo “max and ruby, ruby and max” lookin ass outta my face bruh. you tried to charge your phone by rubbing your foot on the carpet really fast and putting it on the phone. you better get yo mr crocker night stalker your principle shoved yo ass inside a locker slice of bread twitter thread special ed the process of givin head to your uncle ted who lives in a shed in a norman relationship with 4 crickets your bank account lacks a single digit you dont move you fidget your grandmothers funeral you couldnt afford a ticket autobots megatron rectangular hexagon gave your mother a package like im working at amazon and im not even yet in my prime, you went to the kids choice awards and thought you was ysl slime when life gave you lemons you squirted them onto yo eyes you ductaped a watch onto yo head and said “father, i promise that surely now is my time” ketchup relish mustard your stepdad used your buttcheeks as a hotdog bun stop playin with me bruh, yo final smash is rocketing expired mayonase outta yo nostrils, you got ants hang gliding on doritos in yo bedroom from your desk to yo bed, you made a tiktok of you goin up to your grandpa saying “daaamn grandpa back at it again with the osteporosis” and then he said “arwhaaaaa” and then he disentigrated into thin air yo dad did a gta heist on your local walmart with a lethal team of domesticated cockroaches called “cock team 6” “lock and loaded” your grandfather just got handed divorce papers from a jar of peanut butter you were waterboarding a somalian pirate for the direct coordinates to captains barbossas butt flake yo school bully slapped the books outta yo hand and yo dirty ass said “PLUS ULTRA!!” and started shanking him with a mechanical pencil you went on shark tank and said “im seekinng a 30$ investment for 35% equity in my teeth you have paranormal mice in your basement huddled around yo xbox summoning the ghost of chuck e cheese, you accidently lit your toaster on fire so you pissed on the floor and tried urine bending to put it out you thought that you were the avatar or some shit

@Graytubby Does it look like I read this?

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