Oh my god! I want to bang Deimos from Madness Combat so badly! I can't stand it anymore. All my dreams are constant sex with Deimos. My life has been impacted too, I don't talk to my friends, I do poorly at my job, and I barely ever come out of my room anymore. I'm too busy thinking about banging Deimos. If only I could though, it would solve all my problems...

Update: CRAP!!! I forgot to lock my door and my mom caught me going berzerk at an image of Deimos! She hasn't said a single word to me since then. I'm scared she will take away my computer and I might never see Deimos again.

this is a joke, sorry >:(